Well, if you really have to know, My name is Dan, and as you could probably tell, I don't have a lot to do, or much of a life either. I mean if I had something better to do I wouldn't be wasting my time creating this page, right? Oh hey, that was just a rhetorical question, you didn't have to agree!

In case you're a super model I'll describe myself. I look great. I mean you just wont believe how incredibly handsome I am. I'm not just saying that because in cyberspace I can be anything or anyone I want to be, I'm really a good looking guy. In fact I'm so good looking that I have to wear an ugly mask so women will leave me alone (OK, I heard that snicker!) If you don't believe that I'm that much of a hunk, wait 'till I get my scanner fixed and I'll have a picture of me on here. You'll see!

What else can I say about me? (Well, I guess I could say a lot, in fact I could go on for days about how smart, or how fascinating, or how generous I am, but I'm much too modest to talk about myself.)